Movies as code

March 8, 2012 | Action | submitted by Niek de Gooijer

Cube

public class Cube
{
public Cube(x, y, z)
{
if(!isPrime(x) && !isPrime(y) && !isPrime(z))
this.add(Trap.random())
}
}

Catch Me If You Can

public class AbagnaleJr extends Exception {}

public boolean CathMeIfYouCan()
{
try
{
launchMovie();
return false;
}
catch (AbagnaleJr Franck)
{
System.out.println("Caught !");
return true;
}
}

| Drama | submitted by ToYonos

Pi

public double Pi()
{
return Math.PI;
}

| Mystery | submitted by Monkeystation

The Third Man

var men = ["man", "man", "man"];
return men[2];

| Adventure | submitted by Sandy

The Neverending Story

public string Story()
{
return Story();
}

| Action | submitted by Matt

Jaws

Public Function IsBoatBigEnough() as Boolean
If Shark.Length => (Boat.Length / 2)
Print("We're gonna need a bigger boat.")
Return False
Else
Return True
End If
End If

| Adventure | submitted by Ben Howdle

Back To The Future

$speed = 0;
function doc($great_scott){
echo $great_scott;
}
while($speed <= 88){
if($speed == 88){
doc("We're sending you back, to the future");
}
$speed++;
}
?>

| Comedy | submitted by LucP

var lebowski:Character = new Character();
var walter:Character = new Character();
var donny:Character = new Character();
var whiteRussianCount = 1;
var roomTyingCarpet = true;

firstScene();

function firstScene(){

var moneyLebowski = array("wheres the money lebowski?", "wheres the fucking money lebowski?", "where's the money lebowski?");

for(var i:int = 0; i > moneyLebowski.length; i++){

trace(moneyLebowski[i]);

if(i == moneyLebowski.length){
roomTypingCarpet = false;
}else{
lebowski.shoveFaceInToilet();
whiteRussianCount -= .2;
trace('watch the beverage, man!');
}
}

if(whiteRussianCount > .3){
goBowling();
}
}

function goBowling(){

if(donny.notListening){
trace('shut the fuck up, donny');
}

whiteRussianCount++;
if(walter.havingBadIdeas()){
doCrazyAdventureWithRestOfCast();
}
}

| Action | submitted by Sandy

Top Gun

SELECT TOP 1 *
FROM [Guns]

| Horror | submitted by Sandy

28 Days Later

var date = DateTime.Now.AddDays(28);

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