March 8, 2012 | Action | submitted by Sandy
The Last Samurai
var samurai = samurais.Last();
Movies as code - Free your coding mind...
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus, The Matrix
| Drama | submitted by Steve Hatchard
A Few Good Men
using Jessop;
public class TheTruthHandler
{
public static bool Can()
{
return false;
}
}
public class TheTruthHandler
{
public static bool Can()
{
return false;
}
}
| Action | submitted by David Sinclair
Superman
if ($_ eq "bird") { print "It's a birdn" }
elsif ($_ eq "plane") { print "It's a planen" }
else { print "It's Superman!n" }
elsif ($_ eq "plane") { print "It's a planen" }
else { print "It's Superman!n" }
| Thriller | submitted by David Sinclair
Andy Warhol’s Sleep
#include
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
sleep(19200);
}
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
sleep(19200);
}
| Horror | submitted by Rob Spectre
Human Centipede
class Human(object):
def eat(self, food):
pieces = food.split()
if pieces:
pieces.pop()
return ''.join([piece.replace(piece, "poop ") for piece in
pieces]).strip()
katsuro = Human()
lindsay = Human()
jenny = Human()
human_centipede = [katsuro]
human_centipede.append(lindsay)
human_centipede.append(jenny)
dinner = reduce(lambda food, link: link.eat(food), human_centipede,
"Disgusting bowl of dog food.")
def eat(self, food):
pieces = food.split()
if pieces:
pieces.pop()
return ''.join([piece.replace(piece, "poop ") for piece in
pieces]).strip()
katsuro = Human()
lindsay = Human()
jenny = Human()
human_centipede = [katsuro]
human_centipede.append(lindsay)
human_centipede.append(jenny)
dinner = reduce(lambda food, link: link.eat(food), human_centipede,
"Disgusting bowl of dog food.")
Pulp Fiction
var brettAnswer = "";
var julesResponse = "";
function doesMarcellusWallaceLookLikeABitch() {
if (brettAnswer == "what") {
shootBrett();
} else if (brettAnswer == "no") {
julesResponse = "Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?";
reciteEzekiel();
shootBrett();
}
}
var julesResponse = "";
function doesMarcellusWallaceLookLikeABitch() {
if (brettAnswer == "what") {
shootBrett();
} else if (brettAnswer == "no") {
julesResponse = "Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?";
reciteEzekiel();
shootBrett();
}
}
| Comedy | submitted by ToYonos
Groundhog Day
boolean foundLove = false;
Man phil = new Man();
Woman rita = new Woman();
while (!foundLove)
{
Day today = new Day();
new Song("I Got You Babe").play();
today.wakeTheGroundhog();
switch (phil.getMood(today))
{
case "love" :
foundLove = phil.triesToGet(rita);
break;
case "joyful" :
phil.helpsPeople();
break;
case "sexual" :
phil.tricksAWomanToSleepWithHer();
break;
case "thirstForKnowledge" :
phil.learnsSomeStuff();
break;
case "suicidal" :
phil.killsHimself();
continue;
}
phil.goesToBed();
}
Man phil = new Man();
Woman rita = new Woman();
while (!foundLove)
{
Day today = new Day();
new Song("I Got You Babe").play();
today.wakeTheGroundhog();
switch (phil.getMood(today))
{
case "love" :
foundLove = phil.triesToGet(rita);
break;
case "joyful" :
phil.helpsPeople();
break;
case "sexual" :
phil.tricksAWomanToSleepWithHer();
break;
case "thirstForKnowledge" :
phil.learnsSomeStuff();
break;
case "suicidal" :
phil.killsHimself();
continue;
}
phil.goesToBed();
}
| Comedy | submitted by Ben Howdle
Home Alone
if($.contains('#kevin', '.mcallisterHouse') == false){
kateMcCallister.speak('KEVIN!');
kevin.action('\0/');
}
kateMcCallister.speak('KEVIN!');
kevin.action('\0/');
}