March 15, 2012 | Action | submitted by Andrew 'Anderson' Dunai
Doom
echo -e "IDDQDx0aIDKFA" > /dev/marine
Movies as code - Free your coding mind...
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus, The Matrix
| Science Fiction | submitted by Cel
Episode IV
public final class EpisodeVI {
public static Movie theJedi;
public Movie starWars() {
return theJedi;
}
}
public static Movie theJedi;
public Movie starWars() {
return theJedi;
}
}
| Action | submitted by Andrew 'Anderson' Dunai
Resident evil
ammo = 35;
while(ammo-- || movie.getTimeLeft(T_MINUTES)>5)
{
mila.shootRandomZombie();
}
while(ammo-- || movie.getTimeLeft(T_MINUTES)>5)
{
mila.shootRandomZombie();
}
| Comedy | submitted by Andrew 'Anderson' Dunai
Jay and Silent Bob
int main()
{
Human *jay = new Human();
Human *bob = new Human();
Guys *both = new Guys(jay, bob);
pthread_t bg;
pthread_create(&bg, NULL, sellDrugs, (void *)both);
pthread_create(&bg, NULL, singSong, (void *)both);
Bob.setSilent(1);
while(1)
{
if(jay.isBeingAnAsshole()>9000)
{
bob.setSilent(0);
bob.attack(jay);
bob.setSilent(1);
}
jay.sellDrugs();
bob.sellDrugs();
}
}
{
Human *jay = new Human();
Human *bob = new Human();
Guys *both = new Guys(jay, bob);
pthread_t bg;
pthread_create(&bg, NULL, sellDrugs, (void *)both);
pthread_create(&bg, NULL, singSong, (void *)both);
Bob.setSilent(1);
while(1)
{
if(jay.isBeingAnAsshole()>9000)
{
bob.setSilent(0);
bob.attack(jay);
bob.setSilent(1);
}
jay.sellDrugs();
bob.sellDrugs();
}
}
March 14, 2012 | Comedy | submitted by Visual Idiot
Forrest Gump
alert('life' == 'box of chocolates');
| Comedy | submitted by Visual Idiot
Ghostbusters
if(neighbourhood.somethingStrange) {
ghostbusters.call();
}
ghostbusters.call();
}
| Family | submitted by Mads Cordes
Finding Nemo
SELECT fish FROM ocean WHERE fish_name = 'Nemo' AND species = 'clownfish'