Movies as code

var lebowski:Character = new Character();
var walter:Character = new Character();
var donny:Character = new Character();
var whiteRussianCount = 1;
var roomTyingCarpet = true;

firstScene();

function firstScene(){

    var moneyLebowski = array("wheres the money lebowski?", "wheres the fucking money lebowski?", "where's the money lebowski?");

    for(var i:int = 0; i > moneyLebowski.length; i++){

        trace(moneyLebowski[i]);

        if(i == moneyLebowski.length){
             roomTypingCarpet = false;
        }else{
            lebowski.shoveFaceInToilet();
             whiteRussianCount -= .2;
             trace('watch the beverage, man!');
        }
    }

    if(whiteRussianCount > .3){
        goBowling();
    }
}


function goBowling(){
   
    if(donny.notListening){
        trace('shut the fuck up, donny');
    }

    whiteRussianCount++;
    if(walter.havingBadIdeas()){
        doCrazyAdventureWithRestOfCast();
    }
}