March 27, 2012 | Documentary | submitted by Jeff Yaus
Outfoxed
.fox-news {
text-align: right;
}
text-align: right;
}
Movies as code - Free your coding mind...
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus, The Matrix
Barneys Version
class Actor {
private $name;
private $text;
public function __construct($name, $text) {
$this->name = $name;
$this->text = $text;
}
public function __get($what) {
switch($what) {
case 'version':
return $this->name. ': '. $this->text;
case 'name':
return $this->name;
}
}
}
class Movie {
private $cast = array();
public function __construct() {
$this->cast[] = new Actor('Barney', 'We were drunk. I fired in the air twice. I stumbled. Hit my head. Passed away. I woke up. He was gone.');
}
public function getActor($name) {
foreach($this->cast as $cast) {
if($cast->name == $name) {
return $cast;
}
}
}
}
$Movie = new Movie();
print $Movie->getActor('Barney')->version;
?>
| Romance | submitted by Jürgen Gentz
Immortal Beloved
FUNCTION UNSTERBLICHE_GELIEBTE() {
$moglichkeiten=array ( "Giulietta Guicciardi",
"Therese Brunsvik",
"Josephine Brunsvik",
"Amalie Sebald",
"Dorothea von Ertmann",
"Antonie Brentano",
"Bettina von Arnim");
foreach($moglichkeiten as $LIEBE)
{if ($BEETHOVEN[$LIEBE]=="Mein Engel"){echo $LIEBE;return;}
}
echo "Niemand";
}
UNSTERBLICHE_GELIEBTE();
?>
| Comedy | submitted by Jeff Yaus
Soul Man
#c-thomas-howell {
color: black !important;
}
color: black !important;
}
| Drama | submitted by
Full Metal Jacket
#Gunnery_Sergeant_Hartman {
text-transform:uppercase;
}
text-transform:uppercase;
}
| Comedy | submitted by Eyal Gurevitch
White Men Can’t Jump
class Actor {
string _name;
bool _isAbleToJump;
bool _canListenToJimmy;
bool _canHearJimmy;
function new (string name) {
_name = name;
_canListenToJimmy = true;
}
}
class WhiteActor like Actor {
function new (string name) {
_isAbleToJump = false;
_canHearJimmy = false;
}
}
class BlackActor like Actor {
function new (string name) {
_isAbleToJump = true;
_canHearJimmy = true;
}
}
BlackActor blackActor = new BlackActor ('Wesley Snipes');
WhiteActor whiteActor = new WhiteActor ('Woody Harrelson');
Movie basketballmovie = new Movie (blackActor, whiteActor);
string _name;
bool _isAbleToJump;
bool _canListenToJimmy;
bool _canHearJimmy;
function new (string name) {
_name = name;
_canListenToJimmy = true;
}
}
class WhiteActor like Actor {
function new (string name) {
_isAbleToJump = false;
_canHearJimmy = false;
}
}
class BlackActor like Actor {
function new (string name) {
_isAbleToJump = true;
_canHearJimmy = true;
}
}
BlackActor blackActor = new BlackActor ('Wesley Snipes');
WhiteActor whiteActor = new WhiteActor ('Woody Harrelson');
Movie basketballmovie = new Movie (blackActor, whiteActor);
| Romance | submitted by Eyal Gurevitch
The Next Best Thing
sub theNextBestThing {
AllThings.sort();
return AllThings [ AllThings.size - 1 ];
}
AllThings.sort();
return AllThings [ AllThings.size - 1 ];
}
We bought a Zoo
Property place;
do {
place = findNewHome();
} while (place.getClass() != Zoo.class )
buy(property);
do {
place = findNewHome();
} while (place.getClass() != Zoo.class )
buy(property);
| Action | submitted by noxius
The Avengers
class Hero{
boolean isBad = false;
ArrayList weapons;
boolean canFly;
boolean isHot;
boolean isAlive;
}
class BadGuy extends Hero{
boolean isBad = true;
}
class Shield{
ArrayList avengers;
fight(BadGuy);
}
class Avengers{
private Shield agency;
private BadGuy loki;
while (loki.isAlive()){
agency.avengers.add(random(new Hero()));
agency.fight(loki);
}
System.out.println("End Credits");
}
boolean isBad = false;
ArrayList
boolean canFly;
boolean isHot;
boolean isAlive;
}
class BadGuy extends Hero{
boolean isBad = true;
}
class Shield{
ArrayList
fight(BadGuy);
}
class Avengers{
private Shield agency;
private BadGuy loki;
while (loki.isAlive()){
agency.avengers.add(random(new Hero()));
agency.fight(loki);
}
System.out.println("End Credits");
}