April 3, 2012 | Science Fiction | submitted by
Limitless
for(int i = 1; i > 0; i++){
limit++;
}
limit++;
}
Movies as code - Free your coding mind...
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus, The Matrix
April 2, 2012 | Action | submitted by
The Dark Knight
batman = { }
gotham =
criminals: ['The Joker']
batman.fightCrime = -> gotham.criminals.pop()
if batman.parents? isnt true
while 'The Joker' in gotham.criminals
batman.fightCrime()
gotham =
criminals: ['The Joker']
batman.fightCrime = -> gotham.criminals.pop()
if batman.parents? isnt true
while 'The Joker' in gotham.criminals
batman.fightCrime()
Glee (show)
public class Show {
Show() {
School highSchool = new School();
highSchool .addActionListener(new ActionListener() {
public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent event) {
singAbout(event);
}
});
}
}
Show() {
School highSchool = new School();
highSchool .addActionListener(new ActionListener() {
public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent event) {
singAbout(event);
}
});
}
}
Undisputed Trilogy
class BadGuy extends Person() {
}
class Hero extends Person() {
}
class Movie () {
Movie (Hero h, BadGuy b) {
hero = h;
badGuy = b;
}
void play () {
hero.fight(badGuy);
}
}
class Trilogy () {
Trilogy() {
Movie movie = new Movie(new Hero(), new BadGuy() );
m1.play()
Movie sequel = new Movie(movie.badGuy, new BadGuy() );
sequel.play();
Movie sequel2 = new Movie(sequel .badGuy, new BadGuy() );
sequel2 .play();
}
}
}
class Hero extends Person() {
}
class Movie () {
Movie (Hero h, BadGuy b) {
hero = h;
badGuy = b;
}
void play () {
hero.fight(badGuy);
}
}
class Trilogy () {
Trilogy() {
Movie movie = new Movie(new Hero(), new BadGuy() );
m1.play()
Movie sequel = new Movie(movie.badGuy, new BadGuy() );
sequel.play();
Movie sequel2 = new Movie(sequel .badGuy, new BadGuy() );
sequel2 .play();
}
}
| Action | submitted by Mantis Kung Fu
Drunken Mantis
class Fighter {
private $style;
private $drunk = 0;
private $vitality = 100;
public function __construct($style) {
$this->style = $style;
}
public function consume($liquid) {
$this->drunk += strlen($liquid);
}
public function vs($opponent) {
while($opponent->isAlive()) {
$opponent->pounce();
}
return 'WON';
}
private function pounce() {
$this->vitality -= rand(1, 10);
}
private function isAlive() {
return $this->vitality > 0;
}
}
$Fighter = new Fighter('Mantis Kung Fu');
$Fighter->consume('rice wine');
$Fighter->consume('any booze');
$Fighter->consume('schnapps');
$Fighter->consume('hard liquor');
print $Fighter->vs(new Fighter('some crappy japanese style'));
?>
| Action | submitted by noxius
Spartacus (Serie)
public class Spartacus{
private Person spartacus;
public static void main(String [] args){
if(spartacus.isAlive()){
continue;
}else{
continue;
}
}
}
private Person spartacus;
public static void main(String [] args){
if(spartacus.isAlive()){
continue;
}else{
continue;
}
}
}
| Action | submitted by
The Hunt for Red October
#RedOctober {
float: none;
display: none;
z-index: -10;
}
float: none;
display: none;
z-index: -10;
}
March 31, 2012 | Drama | submitted by TK
8 Mile
switch($character) {
case 'sweet':
$eminem = 'chocolate candy';
break;
case 'bitter':
$eminem = 'rapper';
break;
}
if(TRAILER_ROCKIN && !EMINEM_KNOCKIN) {
$mom = 'whore';
}
$male_best_friends = array();
if(in_array($brittany_murphy, $male_best_friends)) {
$girl_friend = 'whore';
}
if($mom == 'whore' || $girl_friend == 'whore') {
$eminem = 'pissed';
}
if($eminem == 'pissed') {
$rap = 'inspired';
}
$eminem_rounds = 0;
foreach($rap_rounds as $key => $rap_round) {
$opponent_rap = $free_world_members[$key];
if($eminem_rap > $opponent_rap) {
$eminem_rounds += 1;
}
}
if($eminem_rounds == 3) {
$end_film = true;
}
if(date('Y') == '2012' && !isset($brittany_murphy)) {
$brittany_murphy = null;
die();
}
Hachiko: A Dog’s Story
public class Hachiko : Dog
{
private Human boss;
public Human Boss
{
get { return boss; }
set
{
if (boss == null)
{
boss == value;
boss.OnBossReturnFromWork += new EventHandler(OnBossReturnFromWork);
}
}
}
private Ball Fetch(Ball ball)
{
if (DateTime.Today == boss.DeathDate)
return ball;
return null;
}
private Timer timer;
private void OnBossReturnFromWork(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
boss.OnBossReturnFromWork -= OnBossReturnFromWork;
timer = new Timer();
timer.Interval = 24*60*60*1000;
timer.Tick += new EventHandler(timer_Tick);
timer.Start();
}
void timer_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
GoToTheTrainStation();
while (human.Location.Distance(this).TotalMeters <= 10)
Thread.Sleep(1000);
}
}
{
private Human boss;
public Human Boss
{
get { return boss; }
set
{
if (boss == null)
{
boss == value;
boss.OnBossReturnFromWork += new EventHandler(OnBossReturnFromWork);
}
}
}
private Ball Fetch(Ball ball)
{
if (DateTime.Today == boss.DeathDate)
return ball;
return null;
}
private Timer timer;
private void OnBossReturnFromWork(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
boss.OnBossReturnFromWork -= OnBossReturnFromWork;
timer = new Timer();
timer.Interval = 24*60*60*1000;
timer.Tick += new EventHandler(timer_Tick);
timer.Start();
}
void timer_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
GoToTheTrainStation();
while (human.Location.Distance(this).TotalMeters <= 10)
Thread.Sleep(1000);
}
}