Movies as code

April 4, 2012 | War | submitted by Howard

Immortals

function die(){
return false;
}

Game of Thrones

var today = new Date();
var winter = new Date("December 21" + today.getFullYear());
while (today++ < winter){
winter_is_coming();
}

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| Action | submitted by Howard

ArrayList<Tribute> tributes = new ArrayList<Tribute>(24);
for(District d : districts){
tributes.add(d.getFemaleTribute());
tributes.add(d.getMaleTribute());
}
while(tributes.size() > 2)
tributes.remove((int)Math.floor( Math.random() * (tributes.size() - 2) ));
try{
tributes.remove((int)Math.floor( Math.random() * 2 ));
declareVictor(tributes.get(0));
}catch(DoubleSuicideException e){
declareVictor(tributes.get(0));
declareVictor(tributes.get(1));
}

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| Action | submitted by Over1imit

Superman

class Clark Kent extends Superman
{

String disguise = "glasses";
boolean save_lois_lane = false;
boolean obvious_disguise = true;
int lois_common_sense_level = 10;

if (save_lois_lane == true)
{
--lois_common_sense_level;
obvious_disguse = false;
}
else
{
lois_common_sense_level--;
}

}

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April 3, 2012 | Adventure | submitted by surf

127 hours

Console.WriteLine(string.Format("{0} hours", new TimeSpan(5, 7, 0, 0).TotalHours));

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| Comedy | submitted by Meg

Twins

class Baby {
private $height = 5.9;

public function __construct() {
}

public function __toString() {
return strval($this->height);
}

public function __clone() {
// mutation!
$this->height = 4.5;
}
}

echo $Julius = new Baby();

echo $Vincent = clone $Julius;

?>

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| Action | submitted by akoskaaa

Fight Club

#DEFINE RULE1 "You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB."
#DEFINE RULE2 "You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB."
#DEFINE RULE3 "If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over."
#DEFINE RULE4 "Only two guys to a fight."
#DEFINE RULE5 "One fight at a time."
#DEFINE RULE6 "No shirts, no shoes."
#DEFINE RULE7 "Fights will go on as long as they have to."
#DEFINE RULE8 "If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight."

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| Comedy | submitted by Speedpickle

Knocked up

var protect:Boolean

if (protect == false && 8==D)
{
knockedUp();
}

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| Fantasy | submitted by Hapsnurker

Lord of the rings

public void LordOfTheRingsMarathon()
{
for(int i=0; i<3; i++)
{
PlayMovie(i, true);
}
}

private void PlayMovie(int movieNumber, bool extendedVersion)
{
List chapters = GetChapters(movieNumber, extendedVersion);

foreach(LotrChapter chapter in chapters)
{
if(chapter.title.contains("Frodo") || chapter.title.contains("Sam") || chapter.title.contains("Gollum") || chapter.title.contains("Treebeard") || chapter.title.contains("Hobbits"))
chapter.FastForward();
else
chapter.Play();
}
}

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| Science Fiction | submitted by

Moon

SamBell = (n) -> @iteration = n

currentEmployee = new SamBell 1

sendEmployeeHome = ->
cloneNumber = currentEmployee.iteration + 1
currentEmployee = null

newEmployee = new SamBell cloneNumber
newEmployee.memories = SamBell.prototype.memories
currentEmployee = newEmployee

# 3 years
setInterval sendEmployeeHome, (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 365 * 3)

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