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"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus, The Matrix
March 10, 2012 | Action | submitted by David Amador
int dream_level = 1;
void go_to_sleep(int dream_level)
{
dream_level+=1;
go_to_sleep(dream_level);
}
int main()
{
try
{
go_to_sleep(dream_level);
}
catch(...)
{
print("Where am I?");
}
}
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| Fantasy | submitted by David Amador
int main
{
if(giant_eagle_available())
{
fly_to_mordor();
drop_ring();
return credits();
}
else
{
while(arrived_to_mordor()==false)
{
Entity::Frodo.isVisible = !Entity::Frodo.isVisible;
Entity::Frodo.Kindness-=1;
Entity::Sam.Patience-=1;
}
Entity::Frodo.NumberOfFingers-=1;
drop_ring();
return credits();
}
}
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| Action | submitted by Rich Gubby
$(document).ready(function() {
$('#apocalypse').now();
});
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| Action | submitted by Rich Gubby
$tunnelCompletion = 0;
while($tunnelCompletion < 100) {
$tunnelCompletion++;
}
exit;
?>
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| Science Fiction | submitted by Ricardo Sabino
void Jump()
{
if(Seen("place"))
goto place;
return;
place: ;
}
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| Action | submitted by Rich Gubby
$(document).ready(function() {
$('.mohicans').last().find('.hurons').each(function(){
$(this).remove();
});
});
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| Drama | submitted by Rich Gubby
try{
echo 'Start con career';
while(1) {
attemptCon();
}
} catch(Exception $e) {
echo $e->getMessage();
echo 'Work for FBI';
}
function attemptCon() {
$cons = array(
'Confidence trick',
'Check fraud',
'Imposter',
'Escape'
);
if(rand(0,100) > 75) {
throw new Exception('Arrest Frank Abagnale');
} else {
echo $cons[rand(0, (count($cons) - 1))].' con successful!';
}
}
?>
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| Drama | submitted by MaSTeR
// Falling_Down.cpp : Defines the entry point for the console application.
//
#include "stdafx.h"
#include
#include
#include
using namespace std;
enum friendship
{
ENEMY,
NEUTRAL,
WIFE,
DETECTIVE,
FRIEND,
DAUGHTER,
};
void WalkToDaughter(void);
int GetTarget(void);
void Kill(int Target);
void CheckFriendship(int Target);
void WalkToDaughter(void)
{
cout<<"Walking... n";
int tar = GetTarget();
CheckFriendship(tar);
}
int GetTarget(void)
{
return rand() % 5;
}
void Kill(int Target)
{
cout<<"Killed human. n";
}
void BeHappy(void);
void BeHappy(void)
{
cout<<"I am happy n";
}
void CheckFriendship(int Target)
{
switch (Target)
{
case 0:
Kill(Target);
WalkToDaughter();
break;
case 1:
WalkToDaughter();
break;
case 2:
WalkToDaughter();
break;
case 3:
cout << "Died! n";
break;
case 4:
WalkToDaughter();
break;
case 5:
BeHappy();
break;
}
}
int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
WalkToDaughter();
_getch();
return 0;
}
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| Romance | submitted by Xeo
class TheBoldAndTheBeautiful
{
static int episodes = 0;
static void NextEpisode()
{
episodes++;
PlayIntro();
}
static void Main(string[] args)
{
ForresterFamily forresters = new ForresterFamily();
forresters.GetPerson("Ridge").SetAttribute("immortal", true);
while (true)
{
NextEpisode();
foreach (Person person1 in forresters)
{
if (person1.IsDead)
{
person1.Ressurect();
NextEpisode();
}
foreach (Person person2 in forresters)
if (person1 == person2)
continue;
else
{
person1.DoSex(person2);
if (person1.IsMarried(person2))
person1.GetDivorce(person2);
else
person2.Marry(person2);
NextEpisode();
}
}
NextEpisode();
}
}
}
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