March 26, 2012 | Comedy | submitted by ushi
Four Rooms
from fourrooms import Eva, Siegfried, Antonio, Norman, Ted, Crystal
def honeymoon(bellboy):
bellboy.have_crazy_sex_with(Eva())
return room_404(bellboy)
def room_404(bellboy):
bellboy.stumble_into_another_weird_sex_situation_with(Siegfried())
return room_309(bellboy)
def room_309(bellboy):
bellboy.find_a_dead_prostitue_and_be_afraid_of(Antonio())
return penthouse(bellboy)
def penthouse(bellboy):
if bellboy.drink_some(Crystal()) and bellboy.chop_off_a_finger_from(Norman()):
return 1000
return 100
happy_new_year = honeymoon(Ted())
def honeymoon(bellboy):
bellboy.have_crazy_sex_with(Eva())
return room_404(bellboy)
def room_404(bellboy):
bellboy.stumble_into_another_weird_sex_situation_with(Siegfried())
return room_309(bellboy)
def room_309(bellboy):
bellboy.find_a_dead_prostitue_and_be_afraid_of(Antonio())
return penthouse(bellboy)
def penthouse(bellboy):
if bellboy.drink_some(Crystal()) and bellboy.chop_off_a_finger_from(Norman()):
return 1000
return 100
happy_new_year = honeymoon(Ted())