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March 31, 2012 | Action | submitted by Berumen

Inception

class Dream
{
const DREAM_LEVEL = 1;
public function goToSleep() {
try {
$this->goDeeper( self::DREAM_LEVEL );
} catch (MyException $e) {
throw new Exception("You're actually in the middle of the workshop right now, sleeping");
}
}
protected function goDeeper($dreamLevel) {
try{
$dreamLevel+=1;
$this->goDeeper($dreamLevel);
} catch (MyException $e) {
throw new Exception('Your world is not real!');
}
}
}
$alfredo = new Dream;
try{
$alfredo->goToSleep();
} catch (Inception $kick) {
echo 'Think about it '.$kick->getName().', how did you get here?';
}
?>

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March 30, 2012 | Comedy | submitted by Balazs

Monty Python’s The quest for the Holy Grail

King Arthur = new King();
Knight Bedevere = new Knight();
Knight Robin = new Knight();
Knight Lancelot = new Knight();
Knight Galahad = new Knight();
QuestItem HolyGrail = new QuestItem();

public void init(){
Arthur.set3(5);
Robin.setBraveness(0.0);
Lancelot.setBraveness(Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY);
Galahad.setPurity(Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY);
Bedevere.setIQ(200.0);
HolyGrail.setLocation("French castle");
}

public void BringOutDeads(){
Villager Mortician = new Villager();
Villager Customer = new Villager();
Villager DeadMan = new Villager();
Customer.setParent(DeadMan);
for(int i = 0; i < 10; i++){
getLogger.out("Bring out your dead!", Mortician);
}
Mortician.setCustomer(Customer);
if(!DeadMan.isDead()){
Mortician.setRefuseService(true);
getLogger.out("I am not dead!nI feel happy.", DeadMan);
}
DeadMan.setUncosious(true);
Mortician.setRefuseService(false);
}

public void BlackKnight(){
Knight BlackKnight = new Knight();
BlackKnight.setSelfConfidence(Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY);
BlackKnight.setEnemy(Arthur);
BlackKnight.setHand(BlackKnight.getHand()-1);
BlackKnight.setHand(BlackKnight.getHand()-1);
BlackKnight.setLeg(BlackKnight.getLeg()-1);
BlackKnight.setLeg(BlackKnight.getLeg()-1);
}

@Depricated
public boolean isWitch(Woman woman){
boolean result = true;
if(checkAnyVillagersNewt() == false){
if(woman.isFlammable() || (woman.getMaterial().equals("wood") && !woman.getMaterial().equals("stone"))){
if(woman.isFloatingOnWater()){
if(woman.getWeight()>=(new VerySmallRock()).getWeight()){
result = true;
} else if(woman.getWeight()>=(new Apple()).getWeight()){
result = true;
} else if(woman.getWeight()>=(new Mud()).getWeight()){
result = false;
} else if(woman.getWeight()>=(new Cherries()).getWeight()){
result = false || true;
} else if(woman.getWeight()>=(new Church()).getWeight()){
result = mainDecision.getRandomDecision();
} else if(woman.getWeight()>=(new Cider()).getWeight()){
result = true;
} else if(woman.getWeight()>=(new Bread()).getWeight()){
result = false;
}
}
}
} else {
result = false;
}
return result;
}

public boolean isWitch2(Woman woman){
return(woman.getWeight()>=(new Duck()).getWeight());
}

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| Action | submitted by Balazs

Battle Royale

public static void main(String[] args){
boolean isKitanoAlive = true;
int japaneseKidCount = 33;
while(japaneseKidCount>1 && isKitanoAlive){
japaneseKidCount--;
checkKitano();
}
System.out.println("The End");
}

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| Action | submitted by Joske

Super 8

class movie extends Integer {
Movie () {
super("8");
}
}

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| Action | submitted by noxius

Prison Break

public class Show(){
private int max = 5; // Seasons :1-4 + "The Final Break" = 5

public void watchBoxSet(){
for(int i=1; i <= max; i++){
watch(i);
}
}

public void watch(int season){
if(season%2!=0){
break;
}else{
run();
}
}

public static void main(String [] args){
watchBoxSet();
}
}

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| Horror | submitted by Joske

Dexter

class Dexter {
void run () {
while(isAlive() && showCanceled == false ) {
try {
makeFriend()
} catch (GoesCrayExption ie) {
killFriend()
}
}
}
}

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| Action | submitted by Joske

Lord of the Rings Extended

class LordoftheRingsExtended extends LordoftheRings {
LordoftheRingsExtended () {
super();
moreWalking();
}
}

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| Drama | submitted by Joske

Goodbye Lenin

Person alex;
Person mom;

if (lenin.isAlive()) {
alex.work();
alex.visit(mom);
} else {
while (alex.manages) {
alex.hideEndofEastGermanyFrom(mom);
}
if (alex.givesUp()) {
alex.move(mom);
}
}

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| Comedy | submitted by Joske

Catch me if you can

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| Drama | submitted by Joske

The Fountain

class LoveStory {
public int yearHappening = 2006;
public ArrayList scenes={"Find Tree", "Ethernal Live", "die"};

void addScene( int i, String scene) {
scenes.add(0, scene);
}
void removeScene( int i) {
scenes.remove(0);
}
}

class Movie {
static void playMovie () {
LoveStory present = new LoveStory();
LoveStory past = new LoveStory();
past.yearHappening -= 500;
past.addScene(0, "Meet Queen");
past.addScene(1, "Accept Quest");
LoveStory future= new LoveStory();
past.yearHappening += 500;
past.remove(0);
past.addScene(1, "Talk to Three");
past.addScene(1, "Talk to Three");
past.addScene(1, "Talk to Three");

int i = 0;

while (i < present.scenes.lenght() || i < past.scenes.lenght() || i < past.scenes.lenght() ) {

if ( present.scenes.lenght() > i ) System.out.println( present.scenes.get(i);

if ( present.scenes.lenght() > i ) System.out.println( present.scenes.get(i);

if ( present.scenes.lenght() > i ) System.out.println( present.scenes.get(i);

}
}
}

Movie.play();

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