boolean foundLove = false;
Man phil = new Man();
Woman rita = new Woman();

while (!foundLove)
{
    Day today = new Day();
    new Song("I Got You Babe").play();
    today.wakeTheGroundhog();
    switch (phil.getMood(today))
    {
        case "love" :
            foundLove = phil.triesToGet(rita);
            break;

        case "joyful" :
            phil.helpsPeople();
            break;

        case "sexual" :
            phil.tricksAWomanToSleepWithHer();
            break;

        case "thirstForKnowledge" :
            phil.learnsSomeStuff();
            break;

        case "suicidal" :
            phil.killsHimself();
            continue;
    }
    phil.goesToBed();
}

public class ForrestGumpMovie {
Retard ForrestGump = new Retard();
Slut Jenny = new Slut;
public function ForrestGumpMovie() {
if (ForrestGump.loves(Jenny)) && Jenny.hasAids()) {
Jenny.delete();
System.out.print("Why doesn't Forrest get AIDS?");
}
}
public class Slut () {
public static Boolean hasAids() {
return true;
}
}
public class Retard () {
public static Boolean loves(Slut slut) {
return true;   
}
}
}

public boolean isCrossingTheStreamsBad(String situation)
{
    return situation == null || situation.equals("Gozer is coming") == false;
}

Chocolate[] chocolateBox = ChocolateBox.newInstance();
Runnable forrestGump = new Runnable()
{
    public void run()
    {
        try
        {
            long timeout = 101145600000L; // 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.
            wait(timeout);
        }
        catch (InterruptedException e)
        {
            throw new NotSupposedToBeStoppedException();
        }
    }
};

forrestGump.run();
eatChocolate(chocolateBox[(int)(Math.random() * chocolateBox.length)]);