Forrest Gump

Chocolate[] chocolateBox = ChocolateBox.newInstance();
Runnable forrestGump = new Runnable()
{
    public void run()
    {
        try
        {
            long timeout = 101145600000L; // 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.
            wait(timeout);
        }
        catch (InterruptedException e)
        {
            throw new NotSupposedToBeStoppedException();
        }
    }
};

forrestGump.run();
eatChocolate(chocolateBox[(int)(Math.random() * chocolateBox.length)]);
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