Movies as code - Free your coding mind

March 8, 2012 | Comedy | submitted by LucP

The Big Lebowski

var lebowski:Character = new Character();
var walter:Character = new Character();
var donny:Character = new Character();
var whiteRussianCount = 1;
var roomTyingCarpet = true;

firstScene();

function firstScene(){

var moneyLebowski = array("wheres the money lebowski?", "wheres the fucking money lebowski?", "where's the money lebowski?");

for(var i:int = 0; i > moneyLebowski.length; i++){

trace(moneyLebowski[i]);

if(i == moneyLebowski.length){
roomTypingCarpet = false;
}else{
lebowski.shoveFaceInToilet();
whiteRussianCount -= .2;
trace('watch the beverage, man!');
}
}

if(whiteRussianCount > .3){
goBowling();
}
}

function goBowling(){

if(donny.notListening){
trace('shut the fuck up, donny');
}

whiteRussianCount++;
if(walter.havingBadIdeas()){
doCrazyAdventureWithRestOfCast();
}
}

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| Action | submitted by Sandy

Top Gun

SELECT TOP 1 *
FROM [Guns]

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| Horror | submitted by Sandy

28 Days Later

var date = DateTime.Now.AddDays(28);

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| Action | submitted by Sandy

The Last Samurai

var samurai = samurais.Last();

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March 7, 2012 | Science Fiction | submitted by syhw

Primer

:(){ :|:& };:

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| Drama | submitted by Steve Hatchard

A Few Good Men

using Jessop;

public class TheTruthHandler
{
public static bool Can()
{
return false;
}
}

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| Action | submitted by David Sinclair

Superman

if ($_ eq "bird") { print "It's a birdn" }
elsif ($_ eq "plane") { print "It's a planen" }
else { print "It's Superman!n" }

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| Thriller | submitted by David Sinclair

Andy Warhol’s Sleep

#include

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
sleep(19200);
}

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| Horror | submitted by Rob Spectre

Human Centipede

class Human(object):
def eat(self, food):
pieces = food.split()
if pieces:
pieces.pop()
return ''.join([piece.replace(piece, "poop ") for piece in
pieces]).strip()

katsuro = Human()
lindsay = Human()
jenny = Human()

human_centipede = [katsuro]
human_centipede.append(lindsay)
human_centipede.append(jenny)

dinner = reduce(lambda food, link: link.eat(food), human_centipede,
"Disgusting bowl of dog food.")

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| Crime | submitted by Mark

Pulp Fiction

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