March 29, 2012 | Action | submitted by kiri
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Movies as code - Free your coding mind...
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus, The Matrix
| Horror | submitted by radmen
Wrong Turn
$ pwd
/crossroad
$ ls
home certain_death
$ cd certain_death
$ ./run && ./die
/crossroad
$ ls
home certain_death
$ cd certain_death
$ ./run && ./die
| Comedy | submitted by Philip Hayes
The Jerk
$carnivalpersonnel = array("Frosty","Eddy","Patty");
if (!in_array("Navin",$carnivalpersonnel)) {
echo"He's not carnival personnel";
}
if (!in_array("Shithead",$carnivalpersonnel)) {
echo"He's not carnival personnel";
}
?>
if (!in_array("Navin",$carnivalpersonnel)) {
echo"He's not carnival personnel";
}
if (!in_array("Shithead",$carnivalpersonnel)) {
echo"He's not carnival personnel";
}
?>
| Action | submitted by Hugo leisink
Jarhead
#include
#include
int main(void) {
war_t desert_storm;
soldier_t anthony;
int days;
desert_storm.days_till_start = 175;
while (desert_storm.days_till_start > 0) {
if (anthony.shots_fired == 0) {
anthony.frustration++;
}
if (anthony.girlfriends == 0) {
anthony.frustration++;
}
if (desert_storm.area_temperature.celcius > 40) {
anthony.frustration++;
}
anthony.frustration += anthony.boredom;
desert_storm.days_till_start--;
}
desert_storm.start();
for (days = 0; days < 5; days++) {
// anthony.shoot_rifle();
}
desert_storm.end();
return 0;
}
#include
int main(void) {
war_t desert_storm;
soldier_t anthony;
int days;
desert_storm.days_till_start = 175;
while (desert_storm.days_till_start > 0) {
if (anthony.shots_fired == 0) {
anthony.frustration++;
}
if (anthony.girlfriends == 0) {
anthony.frustration++;
}
if (desert_storm.area_temperature.celcius > 40) {
anthony.frustration++;
}
anthony.frustration += anthony.boredom;
desert_storm.days_till_start--;
}
desert_storm.start();
for (days = 0; days < 5; days++) {
// anthony.shoot_rifle();
}
desert_storm.end();
return 0;
}
| Family | submitted by Hugo Leisink
Annie
while (time() != strtotime("tomorrow")) {
$annie->bully($hannigan);
$hannigan->punish($annie);
$annie->sing("Tomorrow, you're always a day away!");
}
?>
$annie->bully($hannigan);
$hannigan->punish($annie);
$annie->sing("Tomorrow, you're always a day away!");
}
?>
| Action | submitted by Hugo Leisink
Karate Kid
while ($daniel->arm_hurts() == false) {
$daniel->wax_on($car);
$daniel->wax_off($car);
}
?>
$daniel->wax_on($car);
$daniel->wax_off($car);
}
?>
| Action | submitted by Hugo Leisink
Die Hard
hans@gruber:~$ slay john mcclain
slay: Illegal operation.
slay: Illegal operation.
| Comedy | submitted by
Airplane!
int main () {
bool SteveMcCroskeyIsInFilm = true;
int vicesToResume = 4;
string vice;
while (SteveMcCroskeyIsInFilm) {
switch (vicesToResume) {
case 4:
vice = "smoking";
break;
case 3:
vice = "drinking";
break;
case 2:
vice = "amphetamines";
break;
case 1:
vice = "sniffing glue";
break;
default:
break;
}
if (impendingCatastophe) {
if (vicesToResume > 0) {
cout << "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit " << vice << "\n";
resumeVice ();
vicesToResume--;
} else {
defenestrateImmediately ();
SteveMcCroskeyIsInFilm = false;
}
resetCatastropheDueToTedStriker ();
}
}
}
bool SteveMcCroskeyIsInFilm = true;
int vicesToResume = 4;
string vice;
while (SteveMcCroskeyIsInFilm) {
switch (vicesToResume) {
case 4:
vice = "smoking";
break;
case 3:
vice = "drinking";
break;
case 2:
vice = "amphetamines";
break;
case 1:
vice = "sniffing glue";
break;
default:
break;
}
if (impendingCatastophe) {
if (vicesToResume > 0) {
cout << "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit " << vice << "\n";
resumeVice ();
vicesToResume--;
} else {
defenestrateImmediately ();
SteveMcCroskeyIsInFilm = false;
}
resetCatastropheDueToTedStriker ();
}
}
}
| Comedy | submitted by
Y tu mamá también
if ($novia && $mama)
{
echo 'también'; // Charolastras
}
?>