Movies as code

CREATE PROCEDURE PLAY_THE_GAME_OF_THRONES
    @player             VARCHAR(50)
AS
    DECLARE @random FLOAT; /* Probability of dying */
    DECLARE @destiny VARCHAR(3);
    BEGIN
        SET @random = (SELECT RAND()*100 Game_of_Thrones)
        IF(@random > 60)
            BEGIN
                SET @destiny = 'WIN'
            END
        ELSE
            BEGIN
                SET @destiny = 'DIE'
                DELETE FROM CHARACTERS WHERE CHARACTERS.Name = @player OR CHARACTERS.Name = 'Sean Bean'
            END
        PRINT @destiny
    END