Movies as code

public class HappyGilmore throws BallNotInTheHoleException,
                                 BallStillNotInTheHoleException
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        HappyGilmore happyGilmore = new HappyGilmore();
        try
        {
            happyGilmore.holeInOne();
        }
        catch(BallNotInTheHoleException exception)
        {
            happyGilmore.getInTheHoleBall();
        }
        catch(BallStillNotInTheHoleException exception)
        {
            happyGilmore.whyWontYouGetInTheHoleBall();
        }
        finally
        {
            happyGilmore.suckMyWhiteAssBall();
            if(happyGilmore.isAngry())
            {
                happyGilmore.punchSomeone();
            }
        }
    }
}