Movies as code

(function() {
    isBlasphemy = function() {
        console.log("This is blasphemy!");
        return true;
    };
    isMadness = function() {
        console.log("This is madness!");
        return true;
    }
    isSparta = function() {
        console.log("**Kick!**");
    }
    if (this.isBlasphemy() && this.isMadness()) {
        console.log("Madness..?");
        this.isSparta();
    }
})();