Movies as code

<?php

class Matrix {
    function show_my_destiny($pill_color) {
            if ($pill_color == 'red') {
                   return 'Welcome to rabbit hole...';
            } else if ($pill_color == 'blue') {
                   return 'Go back to you f*cking life !';
            }
    }
}

$neo = new Matrix();

echo $neo->show_my_destiny('red');
?>