Movies as code

$exhale = FALSE;
while($exhale == FALSE) {
foreach(findAMan() as $man) {
  if(
    $man->married == FALSE &&
    $man->employed == TRUE &&
    $man->sexualPerformance > 5 &&
    $man->residence != 'mothers basement' &&
    $man->good == TRUE
  ) {
    $exhale = TRUE;
  }
}

function findAMan() {
  $men = array();
  $sourcesOfMen = array('club', 'church', 'family friend', 'former lover', 'coworker');
  foreach($sourcesOfMen as $source) {
    $men += $source['available_men'];
  }

  return $men;
}