Movies as code

<?php
try{
    echo 'Start con career';
    while(1) {
        attemptCon();
    }
} catch(Exception $e) {
    echo $e->getMessage();
    echo 'Work for FBI';
}

function attemptCon() {
    $cons = array(
        'Confidence trick',
        'Check fraud',
        'Imposter',
        'Escape'
    );
    if(rand(0,100) > 75) {
        throw new Exception('Arrest Frank Abagnale');
    } else {
        echo $cons[rand(0, (count($cons) - 1))].' con successful!';
    }
}
?>