Movies as code

<?php
//story
$mylife=!$mylife;
sleep(60);

if ((int)$little_fights>0){
    $sitcom=mysql_query("SELECT * FROM banks LEFT JOIN will ON will.aunt=banks.vivian AND will.uncle=banks.phil WHERE mom IN ($list_of_scarythings) GROUP BY bel-air_mansion");
}

$cab['near']=false;

while (whistle($cab)){
   
    if ($can['near']){
        $cab['dice']=true;
        $cab['mirror']=true;
    }
   
    $pull++;
    if ($pull==7 or $pull==8){
        echo 'You Homes, Smell ya later!';
        break;
    }
}

$prince=true;
$mylife=$prince;

?>