Movies as code

public class ForrestGumpMovie {
Retard ForrestGump = new Retard();
Slut Jenny = new Slut;
public function ForrestGumpMovie() {
if (ForrestGump.loves(Jenny)) && Jenny.hasAids()) {
Jenny.delete();
System.out.print("Why doesn't Forrest get AIDS?");
}
}
public class Slut () {
public static Boolean hasAids() {
return true;
}
}
public class Retard () {
public static Boolean loves(Slut slut) {
return true;   
}
}
}