Movies as code

$magic_word = false;

if($magic_word){
    lock_the_doors(); // they'll break through the glass anyway right?
} else {
    for($i=0;$i<100000;$i++){
         echo "Ah Ah Ah, You Didn't Say The Magic Word";
    }
    echo "PLEASE!! Goddamit!";
}

die("When you gotta go, you gotta go...");