Movies as code

var brettAnswer = "";
var julesResponse = "";

function doesMarcellusWallaceLookLikeABitch() {
    if (brettAnswer == "what") {
        shootBrett();
    } else if (brettAnswer == "no") {
        julesResponse = "Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?";
        reciteEzekiel();
        shootBrett();
    }
}